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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Episode 22: In London


While I've been busy reconsidering and reconfiguring The Adviceists, I thought it would be good, in lieu of actual guests, to go through some of the audio I got in London when I was visiting my brother a couple of months ago (I STILL have tons of pics to upload... lazy ass!). 

We spent the day trolling around with Aunt Randi trying to find someone... ANYONE to give advice to.  It's a short and sweet little ep, just under 25 minutes but I like to think of it as an audio diary of a great day with little bro.

Enjoy,

Elisa.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Weekend Projects


Me and castmates Erin and CeCe.

Yesterday, I was scheduled  to do a shoot for a webseries and I just wasn't feelin' it.  Mother's Day was happening, and amidst all the Facebook gushery, my feelings for my own mother felt inappropriate and out of sync.  Were she alive, I would have loved to take her out ot lunch, but were she alive, taking her out ot lunch would entail an entire day's worth of psychological warfare.  Sigh. 



Luckily, when I got to the shoot, the sheer non-sequitorness, friendly cast and high-energy clowning involved kicked my malaise in its nads and I had an awesome time.  And that's why I freakin' love acting.

This lavender hair-thing is taking my image to new, weird heights.  I though that it might be an inter-personal appearance-hurdle, but people love it!  Every where I've gone in the last couple of days, people give me uncanny smiles.  I'll have to keep this look around!

 Aftterwards, I went to Engineer Chris' house to go through all of the audio I captured on my trip to London to see if we could piece together a podcast or not.  It's been two weeks since we've had a "real" podcast, as I'm in the middle of assessing where I'm at with this thing.  I feel like I'm trying to do too many things at once with the show and it's kind of starting to devolve into derivitave silliness.  It's a big bummer to sort through but I hope the end result will be something more worth listening to!

Til Later,

Elisa.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Gladiators!



I'm telling you-- if you don't get your butt to The Improv Gladiators this weekend, you're depriving yourself of an awesome experience.  I have the privilege of getting to be one of the Gladiators this time aroud, going as "And, Scene"-o Man.  I put Russell in charge of the costume and I should have known better.  Ain't no WAY I'm a man in this outfit. ;)

It's $15 and at 8 p.m. every Friday and Saturday through May until June 15th.  Get there!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Seriously STFU About Kim Kardashian, Already.



Can we please stop talking about Kim Kardashian and her pregnant body?

And by "we", I mean newsstand tabloids?

I'm sick to death of tabloids treating her pregnancy like she just had a vat of hot acid poured all over her.  She's still an attractive, curvy woman.  I fume wheenver I pass by tabloid headlines, such as these.  The messages are:  she's fat, she's gross, she's out of control, she's ugly, she hates her body, she'll never look the same again.  Then they compare her to Kate Middleton, who has the "decency" to be thin while pregnant.  Not all women's bodies are the same, and to compate Kate to Kim is like comparing a German shepherd to a pug.  They're both fine dogs, but they can't adhere to the other's conformation.

Sure, Kim enjoys flaunting her (previously non-pregnant) figure, but that doesn't create permission to eviscerate her as soon as she strays from her usual norm-- not to mention, she's pregnant.  Do we have no media-coverage exceptions or reprieve for this?  This villification of her body changing is to the media's hatred of women and perpetuating of body and sex-shaming; as a meathead homophobe is to being gay.  It's a joke of a thin veil.

Most celeb-covering media obsess over a woman's body, particularly as they become pregnant and give birth... if you look the same after as you did before, you win.  If you look at all different, you're a disgusting slob.  It reminds me so much of the Elizabeth Smart quote today about how abstinence-only education destructively teaches that sex is like chewing gum, and that no-one wants an already-chewed piece.  In the media's eyes, a celebrity's body loses value when they become pregnant, and the value is further dashed if their figure does not look the same as before pregnancy within a couple of months after giving birth.

These are the standards we uphold for celebrities, but they in turn also trickle down and become the standards by which we judge eachother and ourselves.  It wasn't terribly long ago that I myself would read such headlines and think, "Boy, I better not become pregnant.  I'll be fat and disgusting and permanently lose esteem in everyone's eyes." 

These are the headlines supermarkets choose to display at every single checkout.  You cannot pay for you or your family's groceries without pure hatred radiating out at you as you put your peaches and tampons on the conveyor belt.  Let's celebrate people at the beach adhering to a strict ideal!  Let's rip to shreds anyone that isn't!  This celebrity is old and looks bad without makeup!  These headlines don't just shit on celebrities who aren't "perfect" in every culturally-proscribed way, they shit on anyone "weak" enough to be normal.

They should hide this garbage wherever they keep the skeezy porno rags.  Oh wait-- they don't sell those in grocery stores?  As it should be.  Put them in censored plastic sheaths like they were doing with Cosmo for awhile, at the very least.  I don't want to see these soul-damaging headlines every time I go to the store, and I don't want anyone, especially someone younger than me thinking that the only way they can every really be good is to be whatever a trashy magazine tells them "good" is.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Episode 21: In The Back of a Truck


Episode 21!  Highlights include:  getting a dude is pretty hardcore up-n-coming in the improv world on my show (Anthony Duran), and getting one of my former Writing teachers and director of my Writing 6 Show, "Campocalypse", on board as well (Jeff Poole).  Getting to tell a joke in Spanish.  Being encouraged by Anthony to improvise a rap in Spanish (I did pretty bad). Debuting the game "Do Some Stand-Up Right Fucking Now", and getting Audience Member Corey's tips for childcare.

This upcoming week, we're taking a short podcasting sabbatical to work on a song, and maybe check out the footage from my London trip this March to see if any of it is podcast-worthy.

Have a fabbo week!

Elisa.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Sweatin' this Shirt

The last couple of days have been absolutely beautiful and just made for biking.

It's fitting then, that I would just now discover the most awesome sweatshirts I have ever laid eyes on.  It kind of makes me wish for a chilly morning or two before I put these in my closet to be lost forever.
I am all about Egyptian design themes.  Consider this my living will-- I want to be buried in this sweatshirt.
I don't make roadtrips anymore really since I sold my car a couple of years ago, but when I did, gummy bears and Mountain Dew were my co-pilots.  I went to a party this weekend where the hostess was passing around a bowl filled with vodka-soaked gummy bears with a spoon for serving.  Everyone was scooping out two or three, except for the guy that (naturally) just started eating them like a bowl of cereal.

Speaking of cereal, OFFICIAL BRUNCH ATTIRE!!!



And lest you think it's all tacky realism, this guy is just really pretty.


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Episode 20: Ride the Dragon


Samantha Woodman and I cruise through a state fair ground, dropping knowledge bombs along the way.  While this episode ranks low on "wackiness", I did actually get a fair amount of insight dropped on me by Sam.  We answer questions such as "how do I quell my newly acquired vegan farts?" and "what is with the vagina?" (yes, really).  We get to hear a word from our sponsor, "Pole Jamz by Alvin and The Chipmunks", and at the very end of the episode, you get to hear part of a song that Audience Member Corey, Engineer Chris and I are working on. 

As always, enjoy!

Elisa.